Jackie Chan

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Kung Fu Panda 2

This might be the decade of the comic book movie, but it's certainly the century of the sequel. Or at least the weekend of the sequel. I'm sure that movie offerings on holiday weekends used to be a lot better than they seem to be these days. Really, though, I shouldn't complain too much, since it wasn't nearly as bad as I feared. I just have to complain about something, and the kids in the theatre were surprisingly well-behaved.

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The Furious Five strike a pose.

The Karate Kid

I have a new plan. A cunning plan, even. I'm going to start watching and reviewing every TV show or movie from the 1980's that was ever considered financially successful and/or a cult classic. Then, when someone gets around to remaking, say, Airplane! or Night Court for the big screen, all I have to do is change the actors' names and maybe a few other details, and my review will be all set! It'll be a huge timesaver, sort of like the way newspapers keep updated obituaries ready for celebrities.

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Dre at the tournament during his final match.