Megan Fox

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I've mentioned before that I don't generally remember the names of the directors unless they're either incredibly good or incredibly bad. Guess which category Michael Bay fits into? I think the first one of his I saw -- at least the first one where I knew it was one of his movies -- was when I rented Pearl Harbor, somewhat against my better judgment given that Ben Affleck was in it, so it's no surprise that his name gives me some pretty bad flashbacks sometimes. Technically he's the producer here, but that doesn't help much.

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I went with Shredder, because he's at least visually interesting.

Jonah Hex

I went to see a movie this weekend, really. It was only 80 minutes long, but it was still a movie. But it was just kind of... there. I watched, I understood what was going on -- not that it was difficult -- but afterwards most of it started drifting slowly out of my head. It'll never reach the point of that movie whose title I can never remember, because at least it had some visually interesting moments, but I'm still left wondering exactly what I paid $7.50 to see.

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Comic-book Jonah Hex and Josh Brolin in full costume.