Will Smith

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The Pursuit of Happyness

When I first saw the ads for this movie, my first thought was that an entire generation of school children were going to grow up misspelling "happiness". To my relief, one of the first scenes deals with that very issue, so after that, I was ready to settle back and enjoy the movie. (Well, at least as much as I could with the two annoying teenage girls sitting a few seats down who liked to echo bits of the dialogue. As they jostled and tripped their way out of the theatre, though, one of them dropped and broke her cell phone, in what I like to think was a nice bit of karma. Anyway.)

Hancock

John Hancock, to be precise. But this isn't about a famed signer of the Declaration of Independence. It's about a drunken lout who lives in a cluttered, tiny trailer in the middle of the desert, but prefers to sleep on park benches with large bottles of whiskey close at hand. He also happens to have super-powers. But those don't win him an adoring public, like you might expect. In the first three minutes of the movie, he gets called the same insulting thing three times, which quickly becomes the running joke of the film.

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Will SMith saves Jason Bateman. Able to flip trapped sedans with a single hand.

Men in Black 3

At one point, Will Smith says something about having been K's partner for fourteen years. My first thought: "No way. It cant have been fourteen years already! That can't be right." And it isn't. It's actually been fifteen years since the first MiB flick. On the other hand, waiting ten years between sequels has produced a movie in the series at least twice as good as the one that they produced after five years, so it works out in the end.

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Look directly into the neuralizer. MiB II never actually happened.