Insurgent

Tris crashes the party. I know, too easy, but I couldn't resist.

Technically the movie is called Insurgent: The Divergent Series, but that just feels awkward and doesn’t actually keep the titles together alphabetically. Calling it Divergent: Insurgent is even more awkward, though, and Divergent: Allegiant won’t be much better. Heck, my spell check doesn’t even recognize allegiant, though it is a real word, just like all the faction names.

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Divergent

Tris gets a tattoo.  I mean, gets her mind read.

Oh, the things people will do in a near-future, post-apocalyptic world just to keep the peace. First the Hunger Games, now this — a society built on forcing people to choose a faction to join when they’re sixteen or so, because all sixteen-year-olds know exactly what they want out of the rest of their lives and never ever change their minds.
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Bug

Agnes and Peter search carefully for Ashley Judd's motivation.

You can tell I’m not a real movie critic. I missed the extravaganza of Shrek the Third, carefully avoided the craziness that is the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, which I’ve never liked, and ended up reviewing Bug.

Talk about out of the frying pan, into the fire.

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Olympus Has Fallen

Mike rescuing Connor. Connor's code name is Spark Plug. I thought that was cute.

This movie makes it look depressingly easy to take over the White House. Well, “easy” presuming that you have access to a fair amount of high-tech weaponry, a master tactician, detailed blueprints of the building, and a large group of heavily armed fanatics. But as main bad guy Kang (Rick Yune, The Man with the Iron Fists) points out, it took them just thirteen minutes, so they still make it look easy, at least.

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