The Bourne Legacy

Marta panics to hear cutbacks might force her to move to an even smaller cubicle

For once, I feel absolutely qualified to review a movie, since I own all the Bourne movies and have watched them at least a few times each. I practically have the first one memorized. You should see the way I hang on every word when Chris Cooper and Brian Cox are sniping at each other. If that isn’t how the people who really run top secret black ops agencies talk, it should be.

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Sucker Punch

Baby, Sweet Pea, Rocket, Amber, Blondie, Mme. Gorsky, Sneezy, and Doc.

It’s as I feared. I still don’t know why it’s called Sucker Punch. People do get sucker punched, but it’s hardly a major focus of the film. Actually, there really isn’t a major focus. I’ll try to explain, though I’m pretty sure it won’t help.

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